Bengals fortunes

Tonight is the big Monday Night Football game against the Indianapolis Colts. As I sit at work in anticipation, and gaze at the four Bengals bobbleheads that required such blood, sweat and tears to collect from Burger King this November, I realize that I also have four random slips of paper sitting on my desk from Chinese fortune cookies. Do the fortunes match? You be the judge:

CARSON PALMER

Pleasant experiences make life delightful. Painful experiences lead to growth.

RUDI JOHNSON

To measure up to all that is demanded of him, a man must overestimate his capacities.

MARVIN LEWIS

People rise to your expectations.

CHAD JOHNSON

God gave man limited ability, but unlimited ambition and desire.